anyhoo, you get the idea, there's a whole load of jargon in there which has taken me about 16 hours of google-bashing to elicit enough facts and links for my essay. Soooo, I've decided to help you all out with my very own jargon-buster for this essay.
Enjoy!
Software:
- (i) Any item of clothing, ranging from baby gloves to hand-knitted balaclavas.
- (ii) Any item of clothing that lasts under a month, e.g. cheap trainers, or slippers in a house with a dog.
- (iii) The feeling, when sleeping in a guest bed/travel inn bed, that you're never going to find that patch of bed that will allow you to get off to sleep before 3am.
- Clothing again, but harder. you know, like, err... like climbing shoes or baby mits in a concrete box.
- Buy woolen undergarment, remove packaging. Voila. you now have open software.
- As with open software, but with Doc Martins, a hard hat, or a rock overcoat.
- The result of giving a bottle of ketchup to a baby with sparkling white clothing.
- Attemping to open a bottle of Daddies brown sauce using nothing but an electric screwdriver or another (in)appropriate power tool.
- The act of purchasing a knock-down living structure, useful for mountains, team-building excursions, or the back garden if you over-ordered on guests for that new years party of yours.
TTFN!
TheWeeScottie
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if computers are idiot-proof, why can't I make them work...
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